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Would you want to get up for that? If I woke up next to that, I would roll onto my side, fall back asleep, and hog all of the blankets, letting it get cold. But something I would not get up early for is the Jimmy Dean Sausage and Cheese on a Croissant Breakfast Entree. There are things I would wake up early for, like Saturday morning cartoons, Macy’s sales, and the opportunity to stick it to senior citizens by getting up before they do, being the first in line when McDonald’s opens their doors, and buying all the coffee. And there aren’t any praises in the morning, just slightly loud cursing and threats at the inanimate object that wakes me up every morning. But even when it tells me to, I violently hit its snooze button 3-5 times before slowly rolling out of bed. Instead, I get up when my alarm clock tells me to.

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I wish I could tell you that I wake up at the crack of dawn, quickly jump out of bed, and sing the praises of being the early bird that gets the worm, but I don’t. Eating something so traumatic that you forgot you ate it. Might not be a permanent addition to Kettle Chips lineup. If you don’t like spicy, it will feel like someone is pouring liquid chlamydia into your mouth. Winner of the last year’s Kettle Peoples’ Choice contestĬons: Its dark color makes them look like scabs. Spices don’t overwhelm the chip’s flavor. Item: Kettle Chips Death Valley Chipotle Potato Chips (Editor’s Note: More reviews via Slashfood and The Cook’s Kitchen.) (Nutrition Facts – 1 ounce – 150 calories, 9 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1 gram of polyunsaturated fat, 7 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 410 milligrams of potassium, 16 grams of carbs, 2 grams of fiber, 0 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, 2% Vitamin A, 20% Vitamin C, and 4% Iron.) But if you don’t like spicy, I’d definitely recommend staying away from these chips because it really will feel like someone is pouring liquid chlamydia into your mouth. So if you like spicy, I’d definitely recommend the crunchy Kettle Chips Death Valley Chipotle potato chips. I’m not surprised I enjoyed them because I like spicy and I also believe Kettle Chips makes some of the best tasting potato chips on the planet. Its smokiness combined with its spiciness makes for one delicious chip, although its heat will probably agitate some peoples’ palates. While it may contain a spectrum of hot spices, the chipotle is the pepper that stands out the most and also provides a nice smoky flavor, which fortunately isn’t overwhelmed by the heat of the other peppers. The heat from the Five Peppers of the Hotpocalypse does not instantly hit you, like walking out of a Las Vegas casino on a hot summer day after 24 hours straight of debauchery, instead it’s a slow burn that builds up to a medium heat that sticks with you for a while. Thanks to those spices, each chip looks like it’s burnt rather than golden brown and they also look like scabs. The Kettle Chips Death Valley Chipotle contains the Five Peppers of the Hotpocalypse: chili, chipotle, cayenne, habanero, and jalapeno.

Eating something so disturbing and losing my memory of it has happened before. The winner of last year’s Kettle Peoples’ Choice contest is quite possibly the spiciest potato chip I’ve ever had, although I might’ve in the past had a potato chip that was so spicy that it traumatized me and caused me to lose any memory of it.

Okay, it’s not really that hot to me, but others might feel that way. Oh my God! The Kettle Chips Death Valley Chipotle feels like someone is pouring liquid chlamydia into my mouth! It burns! It burns! It burns!

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